Thanks for the feedback.
I am drawing the result from a set of arrays, so I am unsure of how I would choose to say which weapon it is in plain text without having some way to connect the result to alert.
Here's the code for the random pull, where $weapons is an array that contains eight (8) different weapons.
(either:"Weapon","Weapon","Exotic Weapon","Armor","Armor","Potion","Scroll","Magic Item"))
(if:$loot is "Weapon")[(set:_weapon to (random:1,8))You found the (print:$weapons's (_weapon))]
TBH, I am currently building this in conjunction with a pen-and-paper game as a means to keep from having to write a million things down and cut down on pointless dice rolling, so it is more for me than for another person at this point.